The Parliamentary Republic of Free State Of Wrangler Island is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yegor Zakharov with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.775 billion Wranglerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakharograd. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wranglerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Wranglerian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,466 Wranglerian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Yegor Zakharov's wardrobe, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free State Of Wrangler Island's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free State Of Wrangler Island is ranked 8,529^th in the world and 374^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.